Today is a Survey Day

If a cow was driving a dairy truck, what would you say?

WTF? Mooove over buddy! BAHAHA ok, LAME!!!

How many people have you made eye contact with that was crossed eyed?

only a few & usually they were babies… cross eyed little things

If a tree fell down in the middle of a forest, and killed a hobo, was that person really homeless?

No he was camping

what is your full name? and I mean middle as well.

Jenevieve W-F Broomall I have 3 last names & no middle name, I don’t care to share

What is your favourite time to go fishing?

About any time we can go—but I HATE waking up like @ 4:00AM to get out on the boat or whatever…

When you wake up is your hair messy?

Not only is it a mess it’s a curly mess! My hair will look like an angry jumble of curls defying all laws of gravity to stick up everywhere & block my vision as I try to find a comb. I usually straighten it. I wonder if our baby will have my hair or Shane’s hair?

If I gave you a toe ring would you wear it?

Sure!!! I like toe rings, I’m from Florida so I like them b/c half of my shoes are flops

can you say your ABC's backwards, in a funny voice?

Backwards no—not even sober but I can do funny voices pretty well, actually I’m more of a mimik when it comes to voices. Always thought of going into comedy as a mimik but people have to know the people I’m mimiking & most don’t so it’s not that funny but it’s weird I guess for them to hear me do voices… I always get stares when I do voices for the first time in front of new friends—Like a pariot.

have you watched Roots?

No, I have not—I’m sure it’s a sappy movie & def right now, I can’t handle sappy movies. The other day I cried over a commercial that was so STUPID & I was blubbering like a fool. My husband thought it was VERY funny to make me start crying more—my horriblemones are takning over & now my emotions are being governed by the whim of a fetus….

could you suggest a good flavor of pie to try?

Apple, apple, apple pie!!! I L.O.V.E. Apple pie—it’s my fav pie ever. *wants some* :}

who do you think is going to win the Superbowl?

I dunno—it’s not football season & I don’t really watch that sport much anyway

what is the nearest thing to you that talks?

My co-workers who are on their phones doing working things & my imaginary friends who tell me to do naugty things in the office like take out all the paper in the copy machines or steal some rubber bands…. I don’t listen to them

If a bear was stalking you, do you kill it, or play dead?

I would shit my pants & try to play dead….

how many frogs can you mash to make a toad pie?

I couldn’t do that!!! Poor froggies! I would however make rolly polly stew when I was little— poor guys… It tooks LOTS of them to make a good stew..

can you give me your opinion on outer space?

Aleins probably laugh @ our movies depicting them an evil race that comes down to get us all.

Will you tag other people with my ridicules survey?

I tag whomever would want to do this survey—it’s actually nice & refreshing from all the other emo surveys made by teens all about texting & liking people—they get rather repetative.

can you make a Lemon meringue pie?

Actually no, I can’t but I’m not rezlly a big fan of it anyway. I love making cookies & brownies & apple pie though!

where do you want to travel?

I want to go home so bad right now—we are going home end of July. Whoot!

What is your favourite Candy Bar?

Snickers or Milkyway—I’m a bit torn between the two… Aw, now I want one…. *crunches alomnds*

If you were suppose to travel into a Deep cave to find a Beautiful Treasure, what would you want it to be?

A place like in the cartoon “The Road to El Derado” Yeah—THAT would be cool to see though I wouldn’t want to be thought of as a God by the people.

After eating a big meal, do you usually have to undo your pants?

If I did I would SO cry!!!

Ever had a dog bite your butt?

Nope. But I‘ve bitten another person on the bum.

Pirates or cowboy?!

Ninjas!!!

Did you know that there was a City named Batman?

Nu uh!!!!

What do you collect?

Art supplies, pens, buttons, stickers, & junk….

Name something I do not know about you

My first pet was a chicken named Henny Penny & we didn’t eat her b/c she would lay lots of eggs

Would you ever take Banjo lessons?

No, it’s harder than playing guitar or bass even & I can’t play those to save my life. Not to mention my husband can play ours so it’s getting used—Yes we have a banjo along with a guitar & bass (we bought a small kit of “ precusion” thingies so us non musical players could feel included. It’s actually really fun)

Can you do a whole Dance Routine?

I used to dance like a mofo in college. I did ballet, musical theatre shows, & modern dance—it was always so much fun to me but I wasn’t wonderful @ it—I was just ok. I’m not flexible & ballet requires like 0 body fat & defying gravity so I was never well balanced in that genre though I did do a routine from swan lake that kicked my ASS!!! I really loved modern dance & musical theatre—the musicals were a bit harder as we were singing & dancing @ the same time. My last musical was “A Chorus Line” which kicked my butt big time! Guess which character I was.

can you pat your head, and rub your tummy at the same time while singing Mary had a little lamb?

I can!!! I’m shocked

Did you try to do that???

*blushes bright red* yes… I had to whisper the song b/c I’m working…..